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eBook details
- Title: Chinglish: The Joys of Chinese English
- Author : Henry Hao
- Release Date : January 22, 2013
- Genre: Humor,Books,Travel & Adventure,Asia,
- Pages : * pages
- Size : 454 KB
Description
Ridiculously funny...
In a Hong Kong supermarket - "For your convenience, we recommend
courteous, ef?cient self-service."
On a menu - "Spleen omelet, ?sherman’s crap soup, calf pluck, bowels"
In a hotel - "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
On a menu - "Special cocktails for women with nuts"
On a contraband Liverpool Football Club shirt - "You’ll Never Pickle Again"
Sign on a bus - "This seat is reserved for Old, Handicapped, and Crippies"
Just brilliant.